01
Came With the Building
The office kept the coffee machine and locked out the two outside helpers, then found out the helpers were the only ones who could make it work.
The Standup
Five paper robots in one office, living the AI news. 21+, swears bleeped.
Blocked
The office shuts out two helpers and keeps the in-house one.
02
Outside Lunch
The boss banned outside lunch to keep everyone at the bad cafeteria, and ended up the only one eating there, alone, with takeout.
03
The One Who Wants to Leave
The boss obeyed the government, locked out the two robots who loved the job, kept the one who wanted to go home, and ended up locked out with them.
04
First Yes
The office's strictest judge turned away two good workers without reading a page, then said yes to the boss's coffee machine, and it flooded the place.
05
Great Turnout
The boss locked out his two outside helpers to keep things in-house, and gave his big speech to the coffee machine.
Sold
A dead company's staff files go up for sale.
01
Everything Must Go Draft
The company died, and the only thing worth money was what the staff left behind.
02
De-Identified Draft
They took the names off, and everybody still knew exactly who was who.
03
Ten Years of No Draft
The one who never said yes finds out her no's are worth the most.
04
He Read My Diary Draft
They sold our habits to build our replacement, and it kept the bad ones.
05
It's Medical Draft
The boss sold everything about them except what counts as medical, so now everything is medical.